‘SNL’ Weekend Update asks Original Nosferatu his take on the remake

“It would have been nice to get an audition,” mused Count Orlok (Sarah Sherman) during Saturday Night Live’s Weekend updateshare your thoughts on 2024 by Robert Eggers Nosferatu remake.

Referred to only as the “Original Nosferatu,” Orlok admitted he enjoyed the movie, but couldn’t resist taking a jab at New Nosferatu, played by Bill Skarsgård. “It’s not scary enough,” Sherman joked through the makeup, comparing Skarsgård’s look to “a shirtless Ned Flanders.”

But things really changed when “Original Nosferatu” came into view Weekend update host Colin Jost. In true Sarah Sherman fashion, the rest of the segment turned into a roast session. Jost endured scathing insults about her anatomy, alleged creeping assistant tendencies, and a supposed coke habit.

The highlight? When Jost, refusing as Sherman reached for his face, said, “The last thing I need is for you to suck my nose.” Sherman replied “Suck your nose? No thanks, I don’t want to stay up all night. Because of the cocaine, Colin.”

It was less of an interview with the vampire and more of a bloodbath – but in the best way possible.