Martin Short roasts Jimmy Fallon, John Mulaney, and more in ‘SNL’ Five-Timers Club cold open

Martin Short, welcome to the Saturday Night Live Five-Timers Club!

U Only murders in the building star is old SNL The cast member celebrated his fifth time in style, with Tom Hanks himself welcoming him into the lauded Five-Timers Club. Also present were Paul Rudd, Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin (who hosted 17 times), Kristen Wiig, Emma Stone, Melissa McCarthy, John Mulaney, and Scarlett Johansson, who shut her husband (Weekend Update co-anchor Colin Jost) out of the club.

Jimmy Fallon was also on hand to give Short his Five-Timers Club jacket, and if you thought Short was done roasting him after his jacket. a guest on his show this past week, then you are wrong.

“I can’t just stay for a little while, and then I have to go host another game show and laugh at my own jokes,” Fallon said upon entering.

“Well, at least someone’s laughing,” Short replied.

Fallon wasn’t the only victim of Short’s shots, however. He also roasted Mulaney after he mentioned his short-lived 2014 sitcom Mulaney.

– But you came back strong! Short said. “So you crash and burn. And then you come back strong, and we’re all so curious about what happens next.”

Not even Short’s absent partner in crime Steve Martin he was spared. As Hanks hands Short the night’s signature cocktail, a “MartyTini,” he remarks that it’s often paired with a “Steve MarTini.”

“I bet it’s even better on its own,” Short says as he takes a sip.

Not to worry, though: the members of the Five-Timers Club dished Short’s roasts to him. To see more playful insults and learn about some intriguing romantic relationships in the Club, check out the full clip above.